PAPARAZZI FILE
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This is not the sight one expects to see on a beautiful Saturday morning in New York, but it's exactly what our shocked reporter witnessed while walking along a side street near his home in NoLiTa a week ago. Now, it's well known that indie film financing is a tough gig, but was it really necessary for Tink to be on the ground, selling flowers to passersby? As the reporter approached, Tink looked up at his silhouette against the sun, raised a flower and timidly asked "You a Weinstein?". When the reporter replied he wasn't, Tink lowered his head and turned his attention back to arranging the flowers. Knowing an awkward moment is a golden moment, our reporter took this photo, then ran away. Just before disappearing out of sight, he passed a woman coming the other way and just as he was about to warn her, another "You a Weinstein?" could be heard - directed at her. Poor, poor Tink, somebody oughta get him a movie deal...
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Invigorated by saving the life of a drowning woman (according to him), Tink launched his latest clothing venture - "SuperTinkWear" in Santa Barbara today. Consisting of oversized, bullet-proof glasses, a super-lightweight terry cape (with his patented "nek-knot" fastener) and ultra quick-dry kevlar protective shorts, he says "Anybody can look like a hero - and still get a decent tan". Further details were not available at press time, due to Tink spotting a bird in distress and running into the surf to save it. His cape became heavily weighted with water, tangling itself between his legs just as he dove for the bird. In the process of trying desperately to crawl back to shore with the struggling and obviously frightened bird in his hands, it fell into his ultra quick-dry kevlar protective shorts, ripped a hole in them large enough to escape through and flew off into the sky. Tink was left laying in the surf, being battered by his towel, er cape, and consequently mooned all the press conference attendees. In a move of unprecedented respect (or shock) everyone present immediately dropped their cameras and ran the other way.
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Hollywoods' golden couple, who just two weeks ago were seen strolling romantically in St. Barts, have been spotted for the third time this week taking great pains to not acknowledge one another. Yesterday in Santa Monica, the couple was observed walking out to their car without exchanging any conversation. Nevra, widely regarded as the most outspoken member of the Bratz was uncharacteristically quiet in her disappointment when she realized Tink wouldn’t open her door. Passers-by were shocked to see her struggle to climb in as Tink sat in the drivers seat, ignoring her while talking on his mobile. In what looked like a moment of reconciliation, he hung up, leaned over and attached her seatbelt. This normally would seem a tender gesture, but in this photo, Nevras’ fear is apparent as back on the phone, Tink drives away leaving her swimming in a seatbelt that’s dangerously loose.
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So confident in his own success with the Jeff Probst line of cardboard cut-outs, Tink was (embarrassingly for him) the last to notice another series which came onto the market from a competitor. It wasn’t until after twenty minutes of trying to initiate conversation with the two ladies in the photograph, did Tink realize that they had been planted by the competition. In fact the entire party was made of cardboard cut-outs, right down to the main course, which when Tink complained about it to the rather stiff waiter, he received only an icy stare in response. Chuckling to himself as he asked the valet to fetch his car, Tink said, "I wasn’t fooled, did all that just to amuse myself". Waiting for another five minutes with no response, he looked around, grabbed his keys from out of the Valets’ hand and ran off to get his car.
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Like a bird flying into a window, Tink has done it again. Moments before this photo was taken, Tink and the unidentified man behind him came into view of the survey camera as they paddled ashore in a kayak and set up lunch. As Tink went looking in the area for something he could use to open his bottle of wine, a brief flash of light caught his eye. He was later to say that he thought someone may have actually left behind a corkscrew, so he thought best to check it out. Wham! The video captures the impact, Tink falls backwards, rolling end over end down the rocky slope, through the cheese platter and chocolates, breaking the wine bottle, knocking over his friend and sending both of them sliding out of view. Splashes of water rise in the air, then nothing else. Moments later, the survey camera recorded it’s most dramatic footage of raccoons as two families immediately converged on the scene and amidst drinking and eating everything in site, had what can only be termed as a furry, drunken brawl.
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