How to Eat Messy Pasta 101 - Aug 26 / '08

Mel, my wonderful Assistant Art Director took this pic at lunch today.


Here's my explanation:

I was wearing a white shirt

The pasta sauce was very red

I ALWAYS spill food that stains

ALWAYS

So I commandeered a nearby garbage bag

And happily ate my meal

And saved my shirt

"B-uurp..."